AQUAPOCALYPSE

it is finals week.

the no drinking water concept is fine, boston, we can manage.

BUT THE COFFEE SHORTAGE IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT COOL

"UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE" ?!?!?!?!

"UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE" ?!?!?!?!

water main broke in mass- now everywhere is impacted. everywhere in this realm, that is FOR CAMBRIDGE IS DOIN PEACHY KEEN- THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WATER SUPPLY AND ARE ONLY FURTHER PERPETUATING THEIR ZOMBISM BY HIDING THE REAL WORLD FROM HARVARD STUDENTS. so the genius students in the middle of their irrationally long, 2 week, “reading period” (which from what i see, is mostly spent day-drinking), are chillin in the ‘bridge with all their potable water, while boston and 30+ surrounding towns are buying water in bulk like it’s y2k.

shaw's. there's plenty of "berry frazzle mcgrizzle fruity wow fizzy" water- but no regualr IN SIGHT!

shaw's. there's plenty of "berry frazzle mcgrizzle fruity wow fizzy" water- but no regualr IN SIGHT!

THANKFULLY, last night i hit up every dining hall on my way home from work, to grab some “Boston University Terrier Spring Water” which the late nite workers were hoarding and cautioning students to take just one. they likely brought back cases by the dozen to their own rooms and are now selling them on craigslist for massive profits.

rhett water!

rhett water!

i am, however, enjoying how boston is whimsically taking the crisis. names like AQUAPOCALYPSE, H2OMG (oh em gee) and many others have popped up. could last for days- im en route to cambridge to drink THEIR WATER. endowed losers….

malarkey. malarkey. malarkey.

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