My summer’s subway commute has really allowed me to become QUITE literary. Before I read Imperial Bedrooms, I must finish The Rules of Attraction, which FINALLY came in from the library, so cheers to you library! I chose not to throw down for The Strand‘s $75 original, signed copy. I’ve been distracted this summer by other Ellis-related reads (McInerney, Hemingway, Didion‘s on the list too!), so now that I’ve begun, a reflection on some of my favorite moments from the great SIR ELLIS is due. It should be noted, however, that in order to convey EVERY ONE of his best sentences, I may as well type out the entirety of American Psycho, and that these are just a random collection of some of the funnier/ more intriguing statements, and half of the best ones are probably illegal to post via wordpress….